The clogged pore and the lonely whores - Poems and other endevors

Here's a poem for all of my lovely friends on El-Jay. For Sabine, cuz she's wonderful. For Amy cuz she understands. For Alex to cheer you up. For the folks that I've had sex with cuz I luv ya. For Eric cuz it's his Birthday. For Jette cuz she's a bitchin' Virgo. For Ayden who never cums to my parties. For Autumn cuz she's a grumpy butt. For Jocelyn cus she's probally won't read it. For Wendy cuz she'll like it. For the rest of the folks I didn't mention cuz I gotta go.

And even for the folks who read it anon/non-commenting cuz your complete me!
 
> Mary had a little pig,
> She kept it fat and plastered;
> And when the price of pork went up,
> She shot the little bastard.
>
> MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
> Between two hunks of bread.
>
> JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
> To have a little fun.
> Stupid Jill forgot the pill
> And now they have a son.

> SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
> "What have you got there?"
> Said the Pie man unto Simon,
> "Pies, you dumb #$%!"

> HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings' horses,
> And all the kings' men.
> Had scrambled eggs,
> For breakfast again.
>
> HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
> All over the bedside clock.
> The little dog laughed to see such fun.
> Then died of electric shock.
>
> GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> And when the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
>
> There was a little girl who had a little curl
> Right in the middle of her forehead.
> When she was good, she was very, very good.
> But when she was bad........
> She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Current Mood: and the stich on my crotch
Current Music: You ever make out to White Stripes?